Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator Review 2020

You have probably tried some Pipedream products but if you haven’t tried the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator, then you haven’t had the fun yet. This is not just a sex toy but a monster of it.

I particularly love this mega masturbator because I am an ass-grabber. My lovemaking isn’t complete without a nice spanking and grabbing that ass, and boy, this sex toy comes with such a humongous ass!

The fuck me silly mega masturbator is shaped like the lower half of a woman, and it is super-hotly shaped. This takes out the feeling of using it as a toy, making the whole experience so realistic.

Features of Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator

Two openings

There are two openings each with a different size and circumference from the other.  Despite the difference in circumference, the texture of the openings is similar so you can screw whichever hole you want.

Distinct Patterning

Each canal has a distinct patterning on its internal sleeve but the toy lacks any self-heating feature, vibrations or even VR compatibility. This is understood to make the experience as real as possible (real pussies don’t vibrate, neither do they heat themselves unless hit really hard!). This toy is for getting in, out, in, out and of course cumming.

Fuck Me Silly uses Fanta-Flesh, which feels so real that you can’t even imagine this is a toy. Fanta Flesh engulfs and massages your penis once it is in.


Weighing approximately 21 pounds, the first undoing about it is that it is not portable. You can push it under your bed or into a closet when you’re done but you can’t take it with you when you go visiting a friend.

​Air Pressure Hole

There is a small hole on top of this sex toy. That is the air pressure toy whose main purpose is to let air in and out of the toy. Look at it like a vent, which prevents your toy from ballooning up or even bursting when you’re spanking that ass or using it for love making.


The toy measures 14 x 17 x 16 inches.

What is Included in the package?

Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator Review

When your shipment arrives, be sure to sweat over it (no, not that way!) to carry it and of course open. We already said the toy alone weighs 7 Kgs.

The carton has a picture of the masturbator on it with other porn pictures beside it and, to escape attracting any nasty looks when you fetch it from the delivery guy, select ‘gift wrapping’ option when placing the order.

The carton is sealed using a packing tape which needs a razor to cut open.

You need to be extra careful when cutting because, digging too deep with razor is likely to cut the enclosed sex toy. It is packaged securely in the fitting Styrofoam to avoid any hazard occurring to it.

Besides the Fuck Me Silly Masturbator, the package will also contain the following:

  • A water-based lubricant
  • A toy cleaning solution
  • Renewal powder
  • Paper work

The water-based lubricant isn’t included by chance, you are advised to always use a water-based lubricant with Fuck Me Silly. Refrain from silicone or other oils because they are likely to degrade your toy’s surface and make it wear out faster.

The renewal powder is meant to renew or revive the toy. With constant pounding and spanking, the toy’s surface, especially the ass, is likely to go pale and a bit tacky.

Pipedream Fuck Me Silly

The renewal powder revives this surface, gives it back its initial glam as if it’s new. You don’t want to feel like you’re digging into a worn out pussy!

You simply sprinkle some of this powder on the surface that has gone tacky and gentle rub it. Better, sprinkle after every couple of uses to avert any effect on that surface.

At some point the powder will get used up and you will have to order a new one. You can save a penny by buying some corn starch from a grocery near you, which works just like the renewal powder.

The synthetic material used to manufacture this toy makes it durable and won’t break up with you after a short period of time. The design is also simple that anyone can use this toy, so long as they have a dick and a will to smash.

Do we really need to tell you how to use it? Hell no, go ahead and pound that ass! We will tell you how to clean up once you’re done.

Cleaning Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator

This one is a snap. You might think that after every session you will just dip the whole toy in water, rinse it and pull it out to dry. Well, that might be easy but your toy will no longer be that sexy bitch you were smashing but some female octogenarian with sagging hips.

The manufacturer insists that you should not allow water get into the toy because the foam inside will shrink. Which means you need to be careful not to submerge it fully in water.

Say you’re using a roomy kitchen sink, and have that toy cleaner that came in handy. The best place to start cleaning is the holes, the pussy and the asshole, then the exterior surface of the toy.

Get a tall-necked faucet and spray water through one of the two holes. These holes are connected so water from one hole will get out through the other. For about a minute, let water run through them so that you can get your cum and the lubricant out.

Now get a soap and splash some into any of the two holes and using your fingers, rub around both holes thoroughly until you are contented that all the dirt is out, then get your sprayer and rinse the holes again. If you aren’t convinced about its cleanliness, you can repeat the process, but remember that the hole on top of the toy should not be submerged in water.

Shake the toy to get all the water out then let it dry on the counter. Once it is dry, apply your renew powder or the corn starch before storage.

Fucking Fuck Me Silly is more or less like making love to a real woman. The only thing you might not get from this toy is the cuddle and the clinging that a woman gives you when she’s approaching cloud nine but of all the toys, this is the closest you get to smashing real pussy.

Pros and Cons of Fuck Me Silly Masturbator


  • Comes with two separate entries (holes).
  • The design is simple and easy to use.
  • Does not need power connection like most toys.
  • Made of synthetic material which is safe and durable.
  • Easy to clean after use.
  • You can maintain its new look using the renewal powder.
  • Its weight makes it withstand your weight.
  • A pressure air hole helps deflate it when you’re pounding so that it doesn’t balloon up and lose shape.
  • You can choose to have it delivered discreetly via ‘Gift wrapping’ option.


  • This toy is quite heavy and large, which makes impossible to carry around when travelling.
  • Fuck Me Silly is too oversimplified which denies it much sensation.
  • Sometimes as you are vigorously pounding on it, it slides along the table, bed or wherever you have placed it.
  • Delicate. Once water gets into the toy through the air pressure hole, it’s done.
  • Has that chemical/plastic odor when it’s new.

Editor’s Note

Some of the cons are things that Pipedream can work on (like improving it to have bolts so that it doesn’t move and spoil the fun right before you climax) while others we have to live with (like it not being portable).

Many sites that sell it however have it reported as being ‘Out Of Stock’ while the manufacturer says only two are left in stock at the time of writing this, something that just spells what a hit this toy is with male masturbators.

Frequently Asked Questions about Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Masturbator

How big is this mega masturbator?

It measures 14 x 17 x 16 inches and weighs 21 pounds.

Is this thing portable?

With its size and weight, Fuck me silly isn’t portable.

Does it come with batteries?

This is a non-electric sex toy which doesn’t need power to function. Only you need to be charged to use it.

How long does it take before this chemical smell goes away?

Approximately three sexual sessions and washings and it’s good.

What’s this third hole for, the top hole?

That’s not for a blow-job obviously, it’s an air pressure job. Don’t let water into it; it deflates the toy as you fuck it so that it does not bulge and lose shape or worse burst.

My masturbator lost color in the ass just a few months after I bought it. How do I reduce this, it still is new.

Smear the renewal powder on the surface of the sex toy after every masturbating session.

Does it have a warranty?

No, it doesn’t.


Kiiroo Onyx2 Male Masturbator Interactive Sex Toy Review 2020

Fellas, your masturbator-in-chief is here and this time, what I have with me is amazing! Look at it like you’d look at a mule, you know.

The name “Kiiroo Onyx2” is probably a new term that you’ve never heard before. For others, Kiiroo is the ultimate masturbator that they ever wish to own and get some personal fulfilment.

Kiiro Onyx2 Male Masturbator Unboxing 

If you have shopped for adult sex toys before then the names Kiiroo and Fleshlight make so much sense. These two brands are big shots when it comes to manufacturing adult sex toys. They once teamed to give us Fleshlight Launch which went ahead to be so successful and here, they have teamed again to blow our minds off.

If you really want not only a super-interactive sexual experience but also a powerful one in the absence of your partner, then Onyx2 is you all you need.

So, what makes us recommend Kiiroo Onyx2 Male masturbators as the bomb?

In this review, I look at the finer details of Kiiroo Onyx2 that makes it extremely popular for lonely bedroom, and why every man needs to have this gadget during their personal time.

Features of Kiiroo Onyx2​ Male Masturbator

Interactive: Can be Synced to Online Porn Videos

Kiiroo Onyx2 is an interactive sex toy, which means that it is synced to online porn videos from FeelMe.com, Pornhub.com or better still, you can sync it with your partner’s OhMiBod Fuse dildo who is miles away and bam, you’re smashing her “remotely”!

Kiiro Onyx2 Male Mastubator

Sex is gone techie guys and stop asking how, the package comes with VR goggles.

Add this to the Classic 2D videos and encoded video games to which this sex toy is synced and you will forget that your partner isn’t around.

Powerful Motor

Powerful is an understatement. In fact, Kiiroo Onyx2 is an animal. I called it a mule for a reason. In one minute, you may receive up to 140 powerful strokes. Run by an equally super-powerful motor, once you charge Kiiroo Onyx2 it can run for a full hour before you can recharge.

As aforementioned, Kiiroo Onyx2 can be charged for about 4-6 hours, which means you need to be really patient the first time you buy it.

Does the mention of a super-powerful motor make you cringe at the prospect of it being noisy? Easy, Kiiroo Onyx2 motor is very quiet compared to its earlier version and you won’t risk stealthy glances from workmates after you leave the shower-room after a lunch-break quickie.


A collaboration between Fleshlight and Kiiroo, Kiiroo Onyx2 is the latest after these companies came together previously to give us the successful Fleshlight Launch.

Kiiro Onyx2 Sleeve

Kiiroo offered the technology with Fleshlight delivering Super Skin, which patented materials on the Onyx2’s interior and orifice.

According to the manufacturer, this is their flagship model, and it has many reasons to be.

Since Onyx2 can be synced with other Kiiroo sex toys, just imagine sending and receiving signals from those other toys, touching and being touched via internet, isn’t that just magical!

10-Rings Sensation

There are 10 rings on the inside of Onyx that contract together to simulate a real-time experience, be it anal, vaginal or oral.

Kiiroo Onyx2 Review

It is made all more exciting by the sensory experience that is brought about by the 140 strokes, coupled with the Fleshlight-fitted Super Skin sleeve.

You will especially love it with any water-based lubricant.

If you climax to milking or suckling motions and you love extreme massaging contractions, what are you waiting for, go grab Kiiroo Onyx2!

Easy to clean

Once you finish your steamy session with any male masturbator sex toy, the first thing you should do is to clean it. Cleaning Kiiroo Onyx2 is incredibly easy. You just give it a fast rinse under a tap, then you shake for it to dry before giving it a few puffs from the toy cleaner and you’re good to go.

Lightweight and discreet

When I earlier told you that you can casually carry this sex toy to the washrooms for a lunch break quickie, we meant it.

Kiiroo Onyx2 is incredibly light, weighing just 2.9 pounds (this is about 1.3 Kgs) and measures only 26.3 cm long. This size makes it so portable and discreet so you don’t need to worry of revealing your hidden treasure.

Two operating modes

Kiiro Onyx Review

Yes, you read that right. Besides being automatic and interactive, this sex toy can also be operated manually.

Kiiroo comes with a touch sensitive track pad that helps you control the speed of stroking.

You can also set other control features manually, or set it to automatic mode and let your arms rest.

Components of the Kiiroo Onyx2 Package?

For starters, if you are afraid of boasting your masturbating prowess to workmates or boys out there, then you might be chewing nails wondering how you are going to ship in this new acquisition. Relax.

Onyx is delivered just like any other large office supply shipment, full in an unmarked box which can’t raise an eye. It comes protected by a garb that shields it from any damage that might be imminent while on transit.

Here are some of the items that will greet your eyes when you open the box:

  • Kiiroo Onyx2 interactive masturbator.
  • A packet of some water-based lubricant.
  • USB cable with which you will be charging your sex toy.
  • A protective end cap to help you when you open the toy.
  • A card of warranty registration.
  • An instruction manual written in multiple languages.

Getting Started With Kiiroo Onyx2 Masturbator

Once you’ve received the Kiiroo Onyx2 masturbator sex toys, it’s time to get down to business. You can go through the enclosed manual to know the do’s and don’ts of the device, and how to use it the right way.

Here are the basic steps that I followed when using my Kiiroo Onyx2 device:

  • Check the power level. The device should be fully charged. The charging of this device takes 4-6 hours.
  • Once you ascertain that it is fully charged, get ready a water-based lubricant in plenty. I emphasize on water-based because hey, don’t you want to use Kiiroo Onyx2 another time? Good, stick to water-based lubricants as silicone-based lubricants will damage your device’s interior.
  • Take the sleeve out and apply your water-based lubricant before powering on your Onyx2.
  • Use the front button to power on your Kiiroo Onyx2 and choose your preferred mode (Either automatic or manual mode). Look at the LED light below the power button to know when you switch to another model. The LED light turns purple on manual mode.
  • Once powered on, the device enters the interactive mode, and the Bluetooth connectivity mode is on. Bluetooth connectivity mode is vital for connecting your Onyx to your phone to use the interactive mode.

How to use the Kiiroo Onyx2 INTERACTIVE Mode (Step by Step)

To use the interactive mode, download and install Feel Me app on your phone, then connect the phone to feelme.com for porn videos. You can as well connect it to Pornhub!

Kiiroo Onyx2 Manual Mode

Select a video of a guy naturally going through what you’d like the sex toy to offer, say a blow job.

There are hundreds of videos to choose from, but you chose that one of the guy getting a blow job, so now push your dick into it and enjoy the moment.

Have your phone positioned on a place where you can watch the action as you feel it, or get a damn VR pair of goggles.

Maybe you wanted to get intimate with your woman who lives in the other side of the ocean, all you need is to video chat her, and since Kiiroo Onyx2 is synced to her dildo, you can get down to enjoying that sensation from her, virtually!

This is possible since Kiiroo uses subtitling, a technology transmitting instruction signals on when and how the stroking should be done.

How to use MANUAL Mode (Step by Step)

Maybe you don’t want the interactive mode, you want to rule your destiny and therefore, you want to masturbate manually using Kiiroo Onyx2. Here is what you do.

Once you power it on and it is on interactive mode, press that button again to change to manual mode. The LED light should turn to purple.

Unlike the interactive mode where you are required to set, connect to a secondary device and maybe put on VR goggles, here you just push your dick into the Kiiroo Onyx2 device.​

You​ feel nothing yet? There is a touch-sensitive trackball that you can use to regulate the stroking speed. Regulate it to your preferred stroking speed then relax, enjoy the sensation.

Initially, Kiiroo Onyx2 sex toy might feel awkwardly robot-like, but this feeling dissipates with time as you master the controls then it turns out to be mind-blowing fun. You can decrease or increase the mechanical rhythm of the Kiiroo Onyx2 and cum when you desire.

Pros of Kiiroo Onyx2 Male Masturbators sex toy

  • Better pricing. With the quality and service of this beast, its price is quite reasonable.
  • Sturdy and light design.
  • The Super Skin sleeve from Fleshlight is so realistic.
  • Comes with two distinct modes, manual and interactive.
  • The syncing to Pornhub, FeelMe and other online pornographic material is just superb.
  • You can use it to get sexually intimate with your partner who is miles away.
  • Unlike its predecessor, Onyx2 is quiet.
  • Onyx2 enhances your endurance and stamina, thanks to the Fleshlight Superskin sleeve.

What I didn’t like about Kiiroo Onyx2

  • This sex toy feels robotic the first time you use it, but this feeling goes away gradually. 
  • Takes time to charge. Requires 4-6 hours of charging before it can be used.
  • Pricey.
  • There have been complains of the sex toy being under-sized (for small to medium-size dicks)

Frequently Asked Questions About Kiiroo Onyx2 Male Masturbator

Does Kiiroo Onyx2 come with a battery?

Yes, Kiiroo Onyx2 comes with a Lithium-ion Polymer battery that boasts 1000mAh.

How long does the Onyx2 battery hold, is it better than the previous version?

This sex toy can comfortably serve you for one full hour once it is fully charged. Once you buy it, ensure you fully charge it and fully deplete it so that you don’t tamper with the battery life.

How loud is Kiiroo Onyx2?

Kiiroo is quite, despite having a powerful motor. You can use it in the bathroom without raising eyebrows.

Is Kiiroo Onyx2 Manual or Automatic?

Onyx2 offers both automatic and manual mode, and you can choose the mode that you are most comfortable with. For the automatic mode, you can sync the device with porn sites like Pornhub and even incorporate VR googles to enhance your experience.

Is Kiiroo Onyx2 Portable?

Kiiroo Onyx2 weighs about 1.3 KGs and is as small as 10.4 inches long. As you can see, it is small, light and easy to carry around.


Despite a few masturbators reporting complaints on the size of the sex toy, an overwhelming majority are satisfied that this device is the best bang for the money. The stroking is heart-warming, and out of this world, it is one device that every man should have stucked somewhere in the wardrobe.

This device is reasonably price, taking into account the availability of interactive and manual modes, and the satisfaction that you will derive from using it. With Onyx2, you are likely to realize a whole new masturbation techniques that you never experienced before. Kiiroo Onyx2 is definitely worth every penny!

Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit Male Masturbator Review 2019

Fellow masturbators, we should all honor Fleshlight for the joy they bring to our lives. These fellas are always churning out quality pretty pussies for us.

Fleshlight Stamina training unit is among the most talked about fleshlight on the internet, coming second after Destroya. Stamina Training Unit counters the biggest bedroom problem a man can encounter, stamina.

How Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit works

Guys, we all know how we’d feel if we pre-ejaculated when getting intimate with our partners. It is always our fault and you will hang your head in shame knowing she isn’t satisfied and we are a letdown.

Fleshlight STU Review

They say practice makes perfect. So you need to train how to last long in bed and satisfy her. But practicing on a woman to last long will not only tire her out but also a little weird.

This toy has been designed just like the real pussy to specifically enhance your bedroom sexual prowess. It does this by training you how to control the speed of your ejaculation. With Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit, you will learn to control continuous stimulation and high level of arousal.

The design of the toy makes this possible and achievable.

Design of the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit

The Fleshlight STU is 10 inches long with the canal diameter measuring 4 inches. Made of phthalate-free and non-toxic materials, this toy is so easy to clean and maintain.

Fleshlight STU review

The inner surface of this toy has several bumps that are large and protrude deep into its canal. The close positioning of these bumps to each other forms a very dense texture which runs along the whole entire canal.

The dense texture brought about by the bumps intensely stimulates your dick. It feels like several finger tips pressing, caressing and massaging the head of your dick, its rim and shaft from every side. This in turn gives you an overwhelmingly stimulating sensation.

That is not all. These long-stemmed bumps will also grab your dick tightly, add this to the strong suction effect and what you enjoy is a fantastic stimulation that will result in a powerful orgasm minutes later during your continuous ‘dick-digging’ in the canal.

For you to delay your orgasm, you will have to vary the stroking speed or take a short break. By practicing with STU, you can improve this skill as well as the threshold of your own sexual arousal and stimulation.

You can’t get the results immediately you start using this toy since practice takes time before perfection but with its regular use, you will gradually improve your masturbation time.

In summary, Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit helps you to;

  • Increase your sexual performance and satisfy your partner by lasting longer
  • Improve on your performance and withstand stimulation and orgasm for long before ejaculating
  • Heighten and make your orgasms intense
  • Control your mental state which also affects how fast you will ejaculate

Fleshlight STU Packaging

Fleshlight STU comes packaged in an exclusive special edition gold case modeled like a fleshlight. In the casing you will also find a lubricant while the user manual is emailed to you in form of an e-book.

Using Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit for the First Time

What would you like to gain from the Fleshlight STU? Maybe you are a first timer. Let’s go through each step.

  • Start by warming up the toy. Ever seen a cold pussy? It’s always warm. Similarly, remove the tube from its casing and immerse it in hot water. How long you will warm it depends on how warm you want it, so if you feel the temperature is at a level you would like it to be, take it out.
  • Lubricate the STU. The package comes with a sample lubricant. Just like she gets wet during foreplay, make your fake pussy wet by applying some lubricant. A warm toy will also mean easier and faster spreading of the lubricant.
  • Make your dick hard. Well, what turns you on, faster? Use it to get your dick erect. You might even fantasize about your crash or fiddle with your dick, do whatever you do when you want your dick hard.
  • Lubricate your dick. Now that your dick is hard, lubricate it too. Ensure you do this since the STU is such a dry silicone.
  • Insert your dick into the toy and use your hand to slide it inside the toy.

Tips when using Fleshlight STU

You will realize that the STU is so tight, probably like a virgin or maybe when trying anal sex. However, with the lubrication you are to enjoy the tightness even more.

Besides, you can use the top cap to adjust the tightness to your preferred size. Completely tightening up the end cap will give you a mind-blowing suction and you will feel like you are receiving some amazing blowjob.

Loosening the end cap on the other hand makes you extend your sexual endurance and you will go for longer. This is a great feature, allowing you to decide how tight you would like your pussy to be and this will see you gradually improve.

Fleshlight is designed for both straight and gay men. The Fleshlight Pink Lady is a female-mimic for pussy lovers while gay people have the Fleshjack Endurance Jack as an option to train with.

Cleaning Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit

At the end of the day you will splash a load into this unit. And what will happen to it? You will have to clean it, together with the lubricant, so that it lasts you long and doesn’t grow molds with some awful odor.

Cleaning this unit isn’t easy. However, it may take some time to clean because sperm residues and the lubricant are trapped between the closely-positioned bumps. To ensure that the inner canal is thoroughly cleaned, you should turn the insert inside out.

You can wash it under running water using soap until you are sure it is totally clean. Due to the long time that this unit usually takes to dry, you can use paper towels and wipe the inner canal so that it will take a shorter time to dry.

While this unit comes designed like any other male sex toy, it is largely a training unit. With regular use, it should help you regain your confidence in the bedroom, hit the pussy for long, and help you improve your sexual competence.

To keep the unit in shape, the manufacturer advises you to buy a restoration powder which will keep it fresh when applied after use.

What I like about Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit

  • It is discretely packaged in a way that nobody will know what little secret you are carrying
  • We really liked the fact that Fleshlight thought out of the box and considered those people who were having difficulties in bedroom. This STU is a great replacement for pills and supplements
  • The toy plays a two-in-one role of giving you stimulation and sexual pleasure while at the same time training with it
  • Made using body-safe materials. The internal canal is pillow-soft and pliable.
  • Comes in a flashy golden casing
  • Adjustable end caps increase or decrease the suction in the chamber
  • You can choose to warm or cool the internal textured sleeve for different sensations
  • If washed and maintained properly, it can last for so long
  • There is a Fleshjack version training unit for gay men.
  • This unit is budget-friendly.

What I did not like

  • The tightness might prove problematic to some users
  • Tedious to clean and takes long to dry
  • After heavy use, maintaining its original shape is difficult

Frequently Asked Questions About Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit

What is the size of the STU?

It measures 10 inches long, the insatiable length is 9.5 inches, and the diameter is about 4 inches.

Can I use oil-based lubricants?

No, strictly use water-based lubricants because the other lubricants might destroy the unit

Does it come with a user guide?

Yes. An e-book instructional manual is sent to your email after purchase.

What box is Fleshlight STU delivered in?

It arrives in a brown card box.

I don’t want people to know that I ordered it, is my privacy guaranteed?

100% percent. The shipping is done discretely with ILF, LLC as the return address. Nobody will know what you just received.

Will this unit help me last longer?

The unit is aimed at training you to go for long in bed without ejaculating

How long will I take before I start seeing the results?

Like in any training that will depend on how regular you do it. You will most likely see results in 2-3 weeks or less.


Fleshlight STU is a great alternative for men who are tired with sex enhancement pills and other supplements after a disastrous bedroom performance. However, it is not to be overused to replace the real thing. You should use it 3 to 4 times per week in order to get results that prove to your partner the bedroom bully you’ve become.

Best Vibrating Panties With Remote Control| 2019 Reviews

Most of the times, ladies love having fun with themselves.

They want to play with the clit, get some stimulations and even reach an orgasm (something that every lady out there yearns). And the best part is, they want to be the ones in charge of all these so that they can control how and what they feel.

Sometimes, they also want to be surprised with an organism when they least expect it. Probably one that is initiated by partner or a play mate. But how can this happen?

Wearing a vibrating panty makes you achieve all these. A vibrating panty is one of the most intriguing sex toys you will find. It works in a way that, once activated through remote control, it produces vibrations down there, and this causes some crazy but satisfying stimulations, whether you are in your home or away in the beach on a sunny afternoon.

My girlfriend is crazy about vibrating panties because of the feeling she gets when her clit is tickled. Although she loves it when she is in control, she acknowledges that she gets better stimulation when I press the button when she least expects it. And the good thing is, vibrating panties and discreet, and neither of her friends will know what she has down there.

Types of Vibrating Panties

1. Vibrator attached to a panty

The panty and the vibrator are separate items which are however put together for pleasure. This type of vibrating panties is manual, and requires you to do a lot of the work. It comes with a removable bullet vibrator.

Although this is the quietest type of vibrating panties, it has some limitations that make it less attractive if you want to use it in public. For example, when changing the toy’s settings, you have to manually touch the vibrator.

2. Vibrator attached via a cord to a remote control

This type of vibrating panty attempts to address some of the limitations of the vibrator attached to panty type of vibrator. This vibrating panty has a cord that connects the vibrator to a remote control. You can use the remote to adjust the vibrating settings to the level where you derive maximum satisfaction.

This type of vibrating panty is not ideal for use in public places. Or who wants to carry a protruding cord from the pussy?

3. Wireless vibrating panties

This is my girlfriend’s favorite type of vibrating panty, and it’s a best seller is most of the online stores. Wireless vibrating panties come with a standalone remote control that you can carry in your handbag. Any time you want to feel some sweetness, discreetly pull the remote and do press the magic button.

Wireless vibrating panties come in two types:

Vibrating panty with a remote control: This one comes with a detached remote control that you or your partner can use to trigger the vibrations. For the remote to work, the distance between the remote and the panty vibrator can be anywhere from 20 to 50 feet.

Vibrating panty + Phone App: This type of wireless vibrating panty can be controlled from anywhere in the world. Let’s say you live in Las Vegas and you partner is in London, the partner can activate the vibrator at any time as long as they have a phone app installed in their smartphone.

If you have a naughty partner who may be tempted to activate the button at any time, you should train yourself not to gasp or moan since it can find you in a sensitive area like a board meeting. This type of wireless vibrating panty is an important accessory if you are in a long distance relationship.

Best Vibrating Panties to Give You an Orgasm

1. OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH – Wireless Remote Control

This is a revolutionary wireless vibrating panty that is controlled by a rechargeable remote control. This toy is slim, lightweight and discreetly disappears under your clothes. You can wear this in town, a night club or to a dinner party, to a date as you wait for the big moment.

Made of body-safe premium grade hypoallergenic, non-porous, non-toxic phthalate-free materials, OhMiBod club vibe is 3.75 inches long and 1.75 inches wide. It’s thin, about 0.5 inches and weighs a mere 65g. The vibrator is molded from non-porous ABS plastic that boasts a PU coating to give it a velvety finish.

The package comes with a remote control, a privacy pouch, one black-lace thong that is custom, the remote’s battery which is 12V, A23 and a USB cable to charge. What’s more, you also get a 1-year warranty.

OhMiBod Club vibe comes with two modes, manual and club mode. In manual mode, you get 5 in-built vibration patterns. The club mode is the most exciting aspect of this panty. With club mode, the remote control vibrates according to the rhythm of the music. This is a wireless experience and pray that the DJ is your bae or else you don’t know what you are getting into.

Also, you can connect the vibrator and the club vibe music to the speaker system using a supplied cable. It also vibrates to your partner’s voice’s rhythm. So you can freely give the remote to him/her and go lose control looking forward to those 5 intense yet silent levels of vibrations.

It comes with an ergonomic design. With the manual-or-auto options it is perfect for bedroom or outdoor experience. It also is compatible with most devices, from mp3 players, smartphones, iPhones, iPod models and most audio systems.

Takes 2-3 hours to charge and this will last you up to two hours of game time.


  • Comes with two options, manual and club modes.
  • The panty is thin and discreet.
  • Vibrates according to the rhythm of music or your partner’s voice.
  • Rechargeable and comes with a battery.
  • Manual mode has 5 vibration patterns
  • Manufactured using body-safe materials
  • Comes with a one year warranty.


  • Might not fit all
  • It is a bit loud; ensure the music you are playing is louder than the vibrations.

2. Women’s Remote Control Vibrating Panties with JOLT

If you have watched ‘The Ugly Truth’ then you probably have an idea of what we are talking about here. Worn just like normal panties beneath your clothes, these panties come in either pink, white or black, and this allows you to choose what fits the outfit you will be wearing.

Made with 10% Spandex and 90% nylon, this innocent-looking beats is called JOLT because despite how it looks or appears, it has a potent motor within it. Its vibrations are more than thrice what other vibrating panties will give you.

This vibrating panty provides 10 different vibrations to give you a variety of choices. Also, it has two buttons that allows you to rotate the vibrator forward or backwards, as well as choose the pattern that you prefer.

In addition, there are four other buttons that allow you to control when, where and how you get stimulated by the vibrator. You can give the remote control to your partner, and he/she can choose to mess with your clit whenever they feel like.

The remote is discreet, and can remain hidden away from the human eye. The remote is made with a stainless steel material, with a metal finish that you can add to your keys and nobody will know what it is or what it does.

The laces are stretchable, and you can adjust to fit any hip size. The silicone-made vibrator is 3 inches by 1 inch long and it comes with a 7+hour rechargeable battery whose recharge time is one hour. A USB charger is included in the package.

You can choose to enjoy the stimulations in the shower, since it is waterproof and non-porous. It is also easy to clean.


  • Comes in three colors; pink, white and black.
  • It is non-porous and waterproof
  • JOLT is made of antibacterial silicone which is medical grade hence body safe
  • Comes with 10 different patterns
  • Has a wide feet wireless range of more than 30 feet
  • Comes with a multi-functional remote
  • It is lightning vibration mode is 3X what similar gadgets offer
  • Rechargeable battery of over 7+ hours
  • Has a safe button for instant turning off


  • The lightning mode might be a bit loud due to its power
  • JOLT can only be charged using a computer’s USB port, as directed by the manufacturer.

3. Adorime Wireless Remote Control Clitoral Stimulation Wearable Panty Vibrator

This is another ergonomically designed vibrating panty that is close-fitting for anybody to wear.
The unique design coupled with the silky silicone material makes this vibrating panty comfortable for most women.

With 10 vibration modes, the toy comes with an upgraded power system that will give you a variety of strong vibrations. It will arouse the most intense sexual stimulations which will give you an unprecedented orgasm. And the orgasming is not limited to the bedroom.

With a vibration volume of less than 40 decibels, you are sure to feel weak on your knees but nobody will realize that there is a vibrator sitting on your cookie. You can decide to catch the moment while snacking at a restaurant, anywhere!

Just like OhMiBod, you can have this vibrator sitting on your clit while your partner controls it 32 feet away. The vibrator is made of high-quality silicone which is medical grade, and easy to clean. It is antibacterial, and safe for use.

In 30 minutes, Adorine Vibrator can be charged via magnetic charging. The lithium battery can last you 2 yours of playtime.

The remote control is small, and it measures 60mm by 35 mm. It comes enclosed in a discreet package in a way that the little secret pleasure won’t be recognized.

The Adorine wireless vibrating panty comes with a 30-day money back guarantee. If the device fails to function within 30 days, you can return the device to the manufacturer and get your money back.


  • Comes with 10 vibration modes
  • Made of safe medical grade silicone
  • Can be remote-controlled by a remote 32 feet away
  • It is silent
  • Fast magnetic charging in 30 minutes
  • Packaged discreetly
  • There is a 30-day money-back guarantee


  • The nub is a bit more concentrated on the clit

4. CalExotics Lock-N-Play 12 Function Vibrating Panty

While other vibrator panties are boasting about 10 functions, this Lock-N-Play comes with 12 of them! To begin with, this teaser is remote controlled and this can be done long-range.

It is quite small, so petite that you can use it in any party without worrying about people noticing a bulge down there. With its size, it can be used with any panty. It also has strongly magnetic tabs that will fold into place and securely stay where you want it to.

The design of CalExotics Lock-N-Play also has an elevated curve whose ridges are sensuously detailed. This in turn accurately channels the vibrator’s intense and powerful vibrations to the G-spot. The remote is also discreet and coupled with its small size is the ergonomic design that makes it fit your palms easily.

If you press the button once it will activate a series of weakening waves of pleasure. Your can have your partner control the remote from a distance of 10 metres as you enjoy the waves, or you can choose to pleasure yourself using the automatic start button with a function button.

It also is USB rechargeable. The vibrator is made from a silicone ABS plastic that is coated with polyurethane.


  • Comes with a built-in battery that is USB-rechargeable
  • Has 12 functions
  • Can be used with remote or independent from the remote
  • Has very strong magnetic tabs that lock the vibrator into place
  • It is water resistant
  • Ergonomically designed
  • Can be controlled by a remote 33 feet away
  • It is discreet


  • Does not come with panties

5. LELO Tiani 2 Couples’ Design Edition Remote-Controlled Vibrator

The manufacturer of the Lelo Tiani 2 vibrator advices that this toy should be used during lovemaking to deliver a mind-blowing sensation with the thrilling vibrations.

While each Tiani product has a motion-sensing technology that is remote-controlled, this one has the controlled sensations increased by half of the usual level while it’s sensitivity to the remote has been increased by three.

This toy is body-safe, and it is made with soft and flexible silicon material. You can either use it with or without the remote. When used independently without a remote, an attachment to the panty will help stimulate your G-spot, and offer untold satisfaction.

With a disc-like control, you can adjust the rhythm and speed of your LELO Tiani by just flicking your wrist. This control vibrates as well to alert you on how your better half is feeling.

These toys are incredibly versatile and can be controlled by a remote 39 feet away. They are rechargeable, waterproof and come packaged in a gorgeous edition.


  • It increases the pleasure during lovemaking for both partners
  • Its unique design helps it stimulate the G-spot and the clit simultaneously
  • It can sense a remote that’s 39 feet away
  • The LELO SenseMotion technology adjusts according to movements
  • Rechargeable
  • Made of body-safe silicone
  • You can tell how your partner is feeling
  • Secure and discreet shipping and packaging
  • Comes with a one-year warranty
  • Waterproof
  • Comes with 8-pleasure settings


  • The battery life is not very long
  • Might be difficult to keep in position

Best Pocket Pussy for Maximum Pleasure 2019

Gone are the days when a pussy was a hard thing to find.

With people become more creative and innovative, you can buy a pocket pussy that you can carry around wherever you go. A pocket pussy is small, and it can fit comfortably in your pocket or portable bag.

This means you can carry it along when going to work, traveling outside town, or even when going camping, and you still need to satisfy your urge.

In this article, we reviewed the best pocket pussy that is sure to give your maximum pleasure. These pocket pussies are designed to resemble a real pussy, both in texture and structure. They are also easy to use, and you won't have to spend hours wondering how to use it.

What to Consider When Buying a Pocket Pussy


When buying a pocket pussy, you should consider getting one that is small in size and portable. This makes it easy to carry it around in your pockets or in your backpack.


Price should be the least of your worries because most pocket pussies are cheap, and this means you can buy a pair and gift your other friend. However, you are likely to get pocket pussies of almost the same quality and with the same features having different prices. Go for a reasonably priced pocket pussy that gives you value for your money.

Ease of use and cleaning

Since a pocket pussy is a personal item, buy one that is easy to use and clean. Ideally, look for a pussy that allows you to clean both the interior and exterior side, and that allows the cleaning agent to get into the hidden surfaces.

Texture and intensity

Texture varies from one pocket pussy to the other. You will be spoilt for choice with the wide variety of textures. Depending on your preferences, go with a texture that is both gentle and that helps you achieve your preffered level of stimulation.


The design of the pocket pussy will help you in handling it and even keeping it. Some pussies come in a discrete design that nobody can tell if it is a sex toy or some high-tech device.

The brand

Well, different brands have different reputations. There are different brands in the sex toy industry, like Fleshlight, Kiiroo and Onahole. You might want to consider which brand of pocket pussies you need for your bedroom cabinet.

Best Pocket Pussy to Buy in 2019

Here are the top picks for the best pocket pussy that guarantee you value for your money:

1. Stoya Destroya Fleshlight

This is an innovative pocket pussy that was inspired by porn superstar Stoya. Measuring 10 x 4 x 4 inches, this is a small pocket pussy that will fit in your pocket.

This stimulating sex toy is made by Fleshlight to provide you with great sensation and kill off your thirst. It has an insertable length of 8.5 inches. Once your penis enters Destroya, it will be grasped by a small ring of bumps. The entry is around 10mm wide which is tight and the small bumps ensure you get enough stimulation.

After that, you will feel an ultra-piercing pleasure dome whose bliss will spin you (sensationally) 360 degrees before the dick is pulled at and delightfully rubbed by the small row of fangs at the chamber next to the entry. The fangs point towards the pussy’s entrance at an angle of 45 degrees.

As you get further inside Destroya, it becomes tighter and tighter with the texture becoming super-ribbed.


  • Modelled after porn actress Stoya, it gives you the feeling of smashing that model
  • Has a very strong stimulation
  • Comes with a variety of sensations thanks to the varying texture and tightness as you go in.
  • Superskin materials used to make the pocket pussy and safe
  • Great texture


  • It is pricy
  • Destroya needs thorough cleaning
  • It is a bit heavy, weighing 1.65 pounds

2. Zhang Xiao Yu’s Realistic Pussy Masturbator

This pocket pussy is molded in the likeness of a real life porn star’s pussy, Zhang Xiao Yu. Zhang Xiao is a top Chinese nude model whose kindness has seen her give us her pussy. This is a realistic, smooth toy with a skin feel.

This pocket pussy was created using the double layer technology. With the outer side being made of a Skin Feel material, the inner layer is made of a pink material that provides a very high friction hence an incredible suction sensation.

Once your dick gets past the soft lips of Zhang’s pussy, you will plunge into a canal that has 3 incredibly stimulating zones which are likely to give you a fulfilling hard climax.

Before you start pounding however, you are advised to apply a water based lubricant on both your dick and the toy.

What makes this pocket pussy even more comfy to use is that you can even use it in the shower as it is waterproof. This also makes it easy to clean.

The diameter of the Zhang Xiao pussy masturbator is about 0.5 inches while its length is about 5.5 inches.


  • Smooth with a skin feel
  • Waterproof
  • Easy to use and clean
  • Has three stimulating zones to help you climax
  • Constructed using new double layer technology
  • Made of safe materials
  • It is ultra-realistic
  • Light and Portable.


  • Its pricey

3. Fleshlight Turbo

Fleshlight Turbo is another top-notch pocket pussy that will send your head spinning. According to the manufacturer, this sex toy gives you the most satisfying and realistic feeling that is close to oral sex.

Just like other Fleshlight products, the Turbo is made using the Superskin material, making it not only soft but also stretchy. The entry of this toy is non-anatomical (no lips, doesn’t resemble a real pussy) but will give you a mind-blowing blow-job.

Designed to look like flashlights, you can Turbo Thrust and Turbo ignition are trendy machines meant to swallow what you splash. The interior has an exclusive texture and has three insertion points.

Of the three entries, the first one is designed to feel like the lips while the second entry should feel like a woman’s tongue. The third entry on the other hand should feel like a throat for deep throating. When stroking out, the toy’s bands drag along your penis as it pulls away from them just like the tongue.

You can tighten or loosen the Turbo’s special end cap to control its suction and add realism. The casing is clear while the internal material is translucent.

We advise you to use only water-based lubricants with Fleshlight Turbo. There are two versions of fleshlight turbo; Fleshlight Turbo Thrust and Fleshlight Fleshlight Turbo Ignition. The only differences between the two are color and texture. The former comes in a crystal copper color while the latter comes in a crystal blue color.

Still, the manufacturer takes into account gays and has fleshjack turbo.


  • The Fleshlight Turbo comes in two versions and colors
  • Trendy and great design
  • The interior is soft and stretchy due to the Superskin material
  • Designed to offer you a blowjob and not just sex like most sex toys
  • Exclusive interior texture for great stimulation and sensation
  • Comes with three entries for all sensations of a blowjob
  • Suction can be controlled using the end cap
  • There’s fleshjack turbo for the gay community
  • Weighs only 1 pound.


  • Lack of entries replicating the lips
  • For utmost pleasure, you have to run it under warm water

4. Tenga 3D Spiral Textured Male masturbator

Tenga 3D is a sexy, seductive and sleek Japanese-made pocket pussy which will work for you once your hand is tired with stroking and shit. If you enjoy tight, stretchy sensations which will not amputate any blood supply, then this intensely-ribbed sex toy will impress you.

It comes with an ergonomic hexagonal twist that offers a tight fit. With an insertion length of 4.5 inches and 0.5 inches diameter, Tenga 3D expands and easily accommodates your dick since it is made out of an antibacterial elastomer that is soft and supple.

The spiral design and full twist at the shaft will create deep waves spiraling on your dick. If you would like a smooth friction just like a pussy would offer, you turn this toy inside out and apply your water-based lubricant.

The pocket pussy is made out of material that is super-stretchy and realistically soft. It is reusable and so easy to clean due to the material used. The toy’s design ensures a closed end that provides a suction y-grip which will make you nut twice what you usually do.

It arrives in a plastic case that can also be used as the toy’s drying stand. The shipping package comes with a water-based lubricant.


  • Made of antibacterial elastomer
  • Soft and stretchy
  • Can accommodate any dick-size
  • Can be turned inside out for a soft, vagina-like sensation
  • Comes with a water-based lubricant
  • Easy to clean it up
  • Great texture


  • It’s indiscreetly packaged in a see-through casing

5. Elsa Jean Tasty

The third and last Fleshlight product in this list is also inspired by a porn actress. If you have been secretly salivating over the hot Elsa Jean then you need to purchase this pocket pussy that was molded from her pussy.

This is the latest addition to Fleshlight Girls and it is super-tight. Just like the name suggests, you can be sure to derive a great sensation. And just like all other fleshlight products, Elsa Jean Tasty pocket pussy boasts patented Fleshskin which enhances the user’s experience.

This is Elsa Jean, and like we all know, she has got some tight ass, so the toy is medium-sized.

This toy is divided into four different sections that follow a rule of repetitive patterns using structures that are so uneven. As you push your dick into Tasty, your dick will feel four tight and tender cross ribs within whose diameter is about 1 cm. This is already its tight zone.

Tasty measures about 1.4 inches long so add this to the narrow ribs and you will be feeling some sensual stimulation. The first is followed by tight structures that make it so intensive in a chamber with a trio of exciting bump rows. There are pairs of rectangular bumps and round nubs with straight edge tops and sloped sides.

It starts with some tight passages, awesome stimulation and intensive structures. The tightness of this pussy means it’s so difficult to clean it as the spaces between bumps and ribs provide area for residue deposition.

You can control the intensity of Tasty by tightening and loosening the end cap. On the downside, cleaning of this toy can be hectic, as can be drying.


  • It has a super-tight sleeve that can be interchanged
  • Offers great stimulation thanks to its internal structure
  • Medium-sized and easy to keep
  • Perfect for stamina train besides sexual pleasure


  • The toy easily catches debris and requires careful storage and frequent cleaning
  • The tightness makes its cleaning difficult.